red bull at 3 am

the small corner of the internet i call my own.

ryutoran:

Current mood: Simon Pegg throughout most of Shaun of the Dead

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iambluedog:

Life is too short to be holding on to old grudges

iambluedog:

Life is too short to be holding on to old grudges

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mewtripled:

this happened to me in class on monday

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gummybearorgy:

My goals at 17 years old: none

Light Yagami’s goals at 17 years old: become a God

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swarnpert:

i hate going to fancy restaurants. no i do not want this lemon flavoring my water. i do not want all these fancy things added to my food. please stop

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tastefullyoffensive:

[fowllanguagecomics] (bonus panel)

sexbanglish:

classyplatypi:

sexbanglish:

guys you’re probably not gonna believe me but i saw jontron on a news clip this morning in a montage of people buying the iphone 6

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you weren’t mistaken

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE PICTURE

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bunfoot:

SAY IT WITH ME

  • the mitochondria are not “deep”
  • the mitochondria are not “quirky”
  • the mitochondria are the fucking powerhouse of the cell
  • STOP ROMANTICIZING MITOCHONDRIA

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terezi-pie-rope:

thatoneinternetfreak:

doublecaptor:

Does she have any idea…?

Oh no you poor soul. She just made a horrible mistake.

IM CRYING HELP

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